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The only negative of dying is losing a percentage of the gold you got on you at that time, and being the laughingstock of the shire. Now I know what you're thinking: "Deathspank" you'll say "doesn't simply respawning at the nearest outhouse make your game much, much easier"? To that I would say "damn skippy". Whenever you get me killed, I simply respawn to the closest outhouse near my previous demise. Yes, teleporting outhouses is the main advantage of wearing the Thong of Justice. The map shows you where you are, what lands you haven't explored, and the outhouses you can teleport to. Collecting mystical runes allows me to use Justice Weapons in combination with an specificed elemental weapon for a SUPER SPECIAL JUSTICE ATTACK that can easily take down any fools that I pity. When you have to make room for new possessions, you can grind old weapons, items, and armor for cold hard gold! When my (shout it with me) JUSTICE METER is full, I can utilize a special attack from any Justice Weapon that's in a quick slot. Eventually, your inventory will become too puny to hold all the crap I run across, and that's not including what I find in the outhouses. The inventory system contains all of the loot and notes that I pickup along the way. Reap the benefits of obedience and non-evilness! The weapons and items that you find can be inserted into any one of the 8 quick select slots, and used by command of pressing the corresponding button. You can set up your inventory to automatically adorn me in my finest, strongest garbs. Weapons and armor will be dropped by freshly killed enemies. Do you want me to have the ability to use armor 1 level higher than mine? Do you want me to be faster, stronger, even greedier? You can only pick one card at a time, so choose wisely, since me and "wise" don't have much of a history together. Gaining a new level will offer you progress cards that makes me even more awesome. The Joneses are never downtrodden, somehow. Weapons, armor, items, and the enemies you face will all have levels, so its really reeeeeeeeally important to keep up with the Joneses. Leveling up involves the process of completing quests and vanquishing villains to gain XP. As you slay and dismay the opposition, you'll get stronger by something us heroes like to call "leveling up". These NPCs provide humorous banter and rewards from quests for you to accomplish, since that guy that had something to do with creating Monkey Island wants it that way. After slaying down many foes, you will be introduced to a few of the many NPCs littered across this great nation. The left stick controls my movements, shoulder buttons are used for whipping out my shield or opening a map of the downtrodden land, and the Select button brings up my quest log.
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All this talk about insertion, slots, and prison makes me a wee bit nervous, though. Here, you'll learn that the D-pad and face buttons on your controller are slots containing whichever item you respectively insert into them. My addiction for real justice eventually takes over, and the player is introduced to the first battles of the game. Why? Should've bought the first game cheapwad, but a narrator sums it up nicely. The game starts off with me being locked away in prison, peeling away at potatoes, jamming with harmonicas, and doing other prisonly things. WTF: Why is my money so useless? At least let me purchase a harem of properly aged girls or something You'll feel like a puppy retrieving every fuzzy tennis ball ever thrown Pros: Astonishingly handsome main character, plenty of humorous dialogue, varied and vibrant backdropsĬons: Endless fetch questing. Even more fortunate, you sufferers of painful appendages could guide me throughout this sequel, for a nominal fee! The question that remains, however, is whether or not my new game is worth a gnome's earlobe. I'll will have to duel with the likes of an sadistic nun, a cook with an weird appetite, and even the fat, red, North Pole Nicholas himself, who is hardly a saint these days. Fortunately, Sandy immediately informed me that more adventure awaited me, as more foes of justice emerged, possessing the power of mystical underwear, just like yours truly. In my previous adventure, I slayed the nefarious Lord Von Prong as my taskmaster Sandy instructed, like a good little vanquisher. Greetings, cyberspace dwellers! I am Deathspank.Vanquisher of Evil, Hero to the Downtrodden, yada yada.